The bloodthirsty mistletoe nutcracker tinsel wolf

The bloodthirsty mistletoe nutcracker tinsel wolf
He lives inside of your brain
He wants to eat your brain
You should get him out
You will need a special kind of surgery 

You called and had the surgery?
Great! That means you’re safe.
But others are NOT safe!

Pook pook pook

Eggnog

Holy crap eggnog!

You handsome.

You gotta date to the prom?

You and me, eggnog

We goin’ places

We special

I can just picture it, eggnog

The two of us

Holdin’ hands

You’d introduce me to your yolks

They’d look me over

“You approve, poppa?” you’d ask

And he’d nod; poppa egg nog nod

And you’d be mine