Brunch

Brunch is a portmanteau

Like bankster, Fleshlight, Clamato, chortle, and cremains.

And also endorphin, which is endogenous morphine

All of this is leading up to me asking you out to brunch

It’ll be causal, no pressure

You can wear jeggings

I’ve got two sporks in my manbag.

Fun

The psychologist was having so much fun
Playing with her plastic dopamine molecules
Imagining them binding to the receptors in her brain
She didn’t even look up when her next patient cleared his throat and rapped on her door.
“Hold on a moment, Jerry,” she called. “It’s just that I’m having so much fun.”