Some Japanese people drink coffee
Some Japanese people drink tea
Some Japanese people are trapped in a parallel realm based on Dragon Ball Z
Some Japanese people burn incense
Their incense is lovely to burn
But wait—can we go back to Dragon Ball Z realm? That seems like a cause for concern.
“Oh yes,” explained Doctor Tanaka. “It’s becoming a national plague.
Some readers of Dragon Ball comics.
Have gotten slurped up by the page.”
“In fact,” added Doctor Tanaka
While shedding a delicate tear
“My daughter was one of the victims.
She was reading, and just…disappeared.
We can only assume that she’s living
With Bulma, Yamcha and some bloke who
Is hellbent on capturing Dragon Balls
I think that they call him Son Goku.
The point is, there’s thousands of children
Whom this manga has made disappear
They simply cracked open a volume
And poof! They were no longer here.
Sometimes we can hear their sad moaning
Coming out from the comics they left
I assure you, this crisis is far worse
Than fictional Dragon Ball theft.”
“Is there any technique that can solve it?”
“No,” sighed the Doctor, and shrugged
“In fact, though it’s terribly fatal
We’ve swept it all under the rug.”
Some Japanese people drink coffee
Some Japanese people drink tea
Some Japanese people are trapped in a parallel realm based on Dragon Ball Z
But let’s keep that safely out of polite conversation, along with tentacle porn, the suicide forest, and those capsule hotels that look like coffins.
Some Japanese people are trapped in a parallel realm based on Dragon Ball Z
Some Japanese people burn incense
Their incense is lovely to burn
But wait—can we go back to Dragon Ball Z realm? That seems like a cause for concern.
“Oh yes,” explained Doctor Tanaka. “It’s becoming a national plague.
Some readers of Dragon Ball comics.
Have gotten slurped up by the page.”
“In fact,” added Doctor Tanaka
While shedding a delicate tear
“My daughter was one of the victims.
She was reading, and just…disappeared.
We can only assume that she’s living
With Bulma, Yamcha and some bloke who
Is hellbent on capturing Dragon Balls
I think that they call him Son Goku.
The point is, there’s thousands of children
Whom this manga has made disappear
They simply cracked open a volume
And poof! They were no longer here.
Sometimes we can hear their sad moaning
Coming out from the comics they left
I assure you, this crisis is far worse
Than fictional Dragon Ball theft.”
“Is there any technique that can solve it?”
“No,” sighed the Doctor, and shrugged
“In fact, though it’s terribly fatal
We’ve swept it all under the rug.”
Some Japanese people drink coffee
Some Japanese people drink tea
Some Japanese people are trapped in a parallel realm based on Dragon Ball Z
But let’s keep that safely out of polite conversation, along with tentacle porn, the suicide forest, and those capsule hotels that look like coffins.
