A Ghost Enjoys Some Roast

Said the ghost to his host,
“This is very good roast!
From the coast to the coast
I shall boast of this roast!
I have had many roasts
But, dear host, I’m engrossed
by your roast! Let us toast
to this roast! It’s the roast
That I do like the most.”
Said the host (who was fat)
“It is strange you say that…
The roast’s in the oven
That’s where the roast’s at
And during the length
Of our brief little chat
I have noticed you’ve eaten
The food of the cat.”