3 year old, pointing at a picture of a fairy: "Is that the king fairy?"
Adult: "Yes"
3 year old: "Where are his crocodile stains?"
Adult: "What are crocodile stains?"
3 year old: "They're stains that you get from crocodiles,silly!"
mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.