A: What happens when somebody dies?
3 year old: Well, you get little pieces of their body and you ash them and throw them in a pond.
A: How do you get the pieces of the body?
3 year old: Well, you pull really hard I guess.
A: So if I go swimming in a pond I might come across a dead person's finger...then what do I do?
3 year old: Just throw it back in, silly!
