Which one of these did you put your feet in?
The rice that you chew or the bug that you crunch
Which one of these did you have for your lunch?
A beautiful rose or an overweight rat?
Which one of these did you put in your hat?
A small baby doll or an old bloody blister?
Which one of these did you give to your sister?
A puddle of drool or a perfect-score test?
Which one of these have you got on your desk?
A soft cotton sheet or a just-severed head?
Which one of these did you put on your bed?
If your answers are ice, rice, rose, doll, test and sheet
Well then, you’re a person I’m happy to meet.
