Fifty cents a wizard gizzard!
One-time sale for super cheap!
Taste like dirt and smell like hamster
Come and grab some from my heap!
Are they fresh and never frozen?
You can bet your broom they are!
Highly potent, always local
Never gathered from afar
What’s the use of wizard gizzards?
Well, combined with skin of newt,
They thicken earwax, give you warts
And make your tongue fall out, to boot!
So hurry— grab your wizard gizzards
Quick! They’re flying off the shelves!
Don’t wait, or you’ll be forced to buy at
Marked up prices from the elves.
Marked up prices from the elves.
