There is a little man who lives in a little house and hates
whenever he sees something blue.
If you offer him a stick of gum and it is green no problem.
If you offer him a stick of gum and it is blue he will pull
out fistfuls of his own hair and shove them madly into the small spaces
surrounding his eyeballs.
If you show him a poem you wrote in black ink no problem.
If you show him a poem you wrote in blue ink he will bellow and
whine and screech and howl and defecate in graveyards.
Please be his friend.
He so desperately needs you to show him things that aren’t
blue...
