The Clairvoyant

The clairvoyant peered into her clear crystal ball

Her eyes grew big and her nose grew small

“You are doomed!” she proclaimed. “You must exit this place!”

Then her nose disappeared—got sucked into her face

She was just eyes and mouth, and her eyes got gigantic

Her breathing was frenzied, her pupils were frantic

Her eyes getting larger, her limbs shrinking small

Her body turned into the size of a doll

“You are doomed!” she repeated. “You’re certainly cursed!”

Then her eyes grew so huge that I thought they would burst

And they did! And their eye jelly splattered and flew

Landed smack on the walls, like wet, ocular glue

And I couldn’t help then but feel slightly annoyed...
If that is clairvoyance, I’ll stay unclairvoyed.