How would you like your therapist?
Neutered? Buxom? Blonde?
Neutered: its balls in a velvet sack, tied with a golden thread, locked in a safe aside Civil War-era ammunition…
Buxom: its breasts bursting out of a Jessica Rabbit dress, then melting like snow-cones, flesh-colored blobs on the floor…
Blonde: bright blonde, sun-blonde, marigold, daisy-eye, lemondrop blonde; so blonde the shimmer hypnotizes you as you gush on about your parents, your sexual hang-ups, your childhood troubles—whoosh—and the session is over—you feel, if not cured, that a weight has been lifted; your chest helium-full, a lunar clarity in your mind, the willingness to live another day…
yes. Blonde.
