Two Pebbles

I swallowed two pebbles
With milk and honey
In the morning.
Later that afternoon
I tapped on my tummy three times:
Tap!
Tap!
Tap!
And what do you know?
POP! POP!
Out from my mouth came the pebbles!
So, I dug dirt. And put one pebble in each of my underground cradles.
Of course, I was in Brussels
Which is why—Sprout! Sprout!
They sprouted.
Oh how lucky I am with my green thumb!
Each pebble grew a tree!
Each tree had fruit! Bunny fruit!
One tree grew lots and lots of brainy bunnies
The other grew quite a few brawny bunnies
I plucked off one brainy bunny
And one brawny bunny
And put them both in a balmy box.
I think they battled, and created the universe.
Which is why I am Very Important.