When I used to cry
I collected each tear
Added yeast, malt and hops
And brewed fresh Boo Hoo Beer
Then when I felt upset
No, I never did pout!
I just drank Boo Hoo Beer
Either lager or stout
And got drunk on past sadness
Poetic? Perhaps.
But it works just as well
To drink peppermint schnapps.
