When teacher says, "Write answers down."
It's not that I don't think
I try to write an answer, but
Ink vampires drink my ink!
They're small and pink, and so they hide
Inside my pencil cases
And if you didn't see their fangs
You'd think they were erasers
And when you go to write a date
Like 1492
They suck the ink right from the pen!
Now what a thing to do!
It's cause of them I failed the test
And left the pages blank
I act'ly had a lot to say
But all my ink was drank.
