Two little men with pinky-stink eyes
Munchin' on fleas and cockroach fries
Chewin' on buzzy ol' black houseflies
Scarfin' postprandial pillbug pies
Eatin' all buggers that creeps and flies
Charmin' gents! ('spite their pinky-stink eyes)
mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.
