The great and wonderful Snack Mister has snacks for all who are snackless. He will put a snack under your pillow at night, and two snacks under your pillow if you are ill.
The snack mister is a kind of a superhero. He carries Cheez-Its, baby carrots, Capri Suns, and fruit roll-ups. He delivers snacks exactly when you don't need them: at night, when you are snoozing. This is because he's nocturnal; he doesn't have a choice. And anyway, you shouldn't complain, because after all, free snacks!
You can either eat them for breakfast or pack them in your lunch for school. If you get the baby carrots, I'm sorry, but just think about how much healthier you'll be. The rest of us will get diabetes at least three years before you. And even if you only get the carrots, you can brag to all your friends that the Snack Mister was at your house that night.
People have some questions about the Snack Mister. Does the Snack Mister ever hit the same house twice? The answer is yes, he does. He has his favorites. Blue houses, for example, which you might want to keep in mind if you're painting your house.
Another question: Has anyone ever woken up and caught the Snack Mister red-handed? Yes, a little girl named Gretchen. She's no longer with us. We're not sure why. Maybe she eloped with the Snack Mister. It's very unlikely that he kidnapped her. He's too nice of a guy. I mean, he hands out free snacks! So how bad could he be?
And the last question, the one that's been tugging at your mind the most: what does the Snack Mister look like? Well, eyewitness accounts say the Snack Mister looks like a caped, fist-sized ball of dough, with two arms, two legs, and small yellow eyes like flashlights. They say he can make snacks appear out of thin air.
One final question just for kicks: Where does the Snack Mister get the snacks? Well, as far as we know, no warehouses have been missing snacks. So we don't think he's a thief. He just makes them appear, snap of his fingers, POOF! Which makes me wonder what other kind of magic he's capable of...maybe, if he just applied himself, he could be so much more...
