There are lots of pets in this big wide world
And some aren’t quite right in the head
There are cats that insist they’re not cats at all
But friendly dogs instead
And then they are dogs who think they’re cats
They’d rather purr than bark
But I’ve got the weirdest pet of all
A bunny that thinks she’s a shark
She’s really quite demented
And she ought to be on meds
She’s fond of swimming in the bath
And tearing rubber ducks to shreds
She’s horrible to visitors
Like my sister’s boyfriend, Brendan
She stalked him for a while
Then sunk her teeth in his Achilles tendon
She sharpens her bunny teeth with a file
To perfect her frightening grin
And she’s tied a banana to her back
(She considers it her fin)
She slides along the carpet
Like she’s gliding through the sea
And she’s keen on blood, so she shows up
Whenever someone skins a knee
Yes, she thinks she's a shark, and we’re not really sure
Where on earth she got the notion
But at this point we think it might be best
To release her in the ocean
Did you know the a group of bunnies is called a fluffle?
ReplyDeleteSadly its not, but I think a campaign should be started to change this.
A group of porcupines is, however, called a prickle.
i heartily agree. a group of bunnies should be called a fluffle. and while we're on the subject, a group of ducks is called a paddling. which is awesome.
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