A Nippity Vruku Discovered a Vreet

A nippity vruku discovered a vreet

The vreet was unvrooking a mile from Crete

The nippity vruku was fildabbing moko

When he spotted a vreet just beneath the yondoko!

The nippity vruku was filbously zagged

He shomped up and down and sudruckled a klag

He gnarbled the vreet from beneath the yondoko

And gnorbilded the vreet with his poky fonzoko

But the vreet was galeesty and snackled a quat

He smormled the vruku with kibbledome guat

The vruku manuzled, gantucky hibbay

And zyped as the vreet ganooblobled away

“Ig moondom spakini!” cried out the vruku

“Ty babut! Skag narmit! Feen guppo baduku!”

And the vreet in reply said, “Van noople gloop snoo.

Izblat wuntifatacus snorp pleck phai-floo.”

Which made Mr. Vruku funjuckle with rage

He wanted that vreet pockled up in a cage!

So he yimpered and jimpered and frockled his bambits

And hired some thugs to filluple the snambits

But the vreet was mandoopledump hipyopper whappy

And snickled the vruku from bappy to xappy

And that's what the vreet tells all his galoko

While sipping gognobble beneath the yondoko