The Bizarre Song

You can only sing the bizarre song

When something is strange or amiss

It’s quite a convenient song to know

And the lyrics go like this:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI

ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

So if you’re in the Arctic

And your ice cream starts to melt

Don’t simply sit and wonder

Just open up and belt:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI

ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

And if you can’t stop sneezing

When you’re looking at the moon

Don’t scamper to a doctor

Just open up and croon:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI

ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

And if you hear a thirsty slurp

While watering your plant

You needn’t gasp or scratch your head

Just open up and chant:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI
ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

And if you find a hot dog stand

While walking through the forest

Then sing, and all the forest mice

Will join you in the chorus:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI

ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

And if you spot a ladder

That hasn’t any rungs

Then sing the song with all the air

That sits inside your lungs:

BIZARRE BIZARRE AR BIZ ZAR BI
ERRAZ RIZZIB BIZ RAR ZIZ RI

The bizarre song is really quite handy

As I’m positive you have deduced

And I’d teach you the normal song as well

But it gets only half as much use