Please, oh please don’t remove my lice!
My lice are fine with me
I’ve trained them to do homework
While I sit and watch T.V.
Then when I’ve got exams
They whisper answers in my ear
I got an A in English
‘Cause they memorized King Lear
They can list the states and capitals
Without hardly even tryin’
They’re great at math, especially
When it comes to multiplyin’
So please, oh please don’t remove my lice!
It’d surely be imprudent
‘Cause without ‘em, people might find out
That I’m really a lousy student.
