You like to chew bubble gum? Really? You do?
Well then buddy have I got the candy for you!
It's a bubble gum tongue, and I'm kidding you not
It looks just like the tongue that you've already got
But it doesn't taste tonguey like normal tongues do
It's bubble gum flavored, so go on and chew!
You can chew it all day, and there's no need to fear
'Cause it bubble gum flavor lasts up to a year
It's a simple procedure to get it installed
And I promise you won't miss your own tongue at all
Snip, snip! See? You're tongue's out! Now isn't that great?
What? You're changing your mind now? Well, sorry. Too late.
