There once was a wondrous Whimsy Tree
It never bore the same fruit twice
It sometimes grew green apples
But it sometimes grew pink mice
Last autumn, it grew pinwheels
But in winter it grew socks
And then in spring it grew fur hats
And painted cuckoo clocks
That summer it bloomed kangaroos
And even grew a beard
But then it grew a lumberjack…
And strangely disappeared.
