Doctor, I have this problem, see,
there’s voices in my head and I—what? You think I’m schizophrenic?
No, I just barely hear these voices, and I—what? You want to give me meds?
But that’s not the problem, it’s just that these voices—what?
You want to lock me up? You’re saying pack my stuff?
No, I don’t mind the voices, it’s just that they're so quiet I can barely hear them, can you tell me how to make them loud enough? I think I need a special type of hearing aid.
