No, I don't want to talk face to face
That requires that I give you attention
I prefer to check Facebook or drive while I talk
Or do other things that I won't mention
And the other advantage of phone calls
Is that I can hang up anytime
Then later say, "AT&T dropped my call!
Can you believe that? What a crime!"
So no, let's not meet up for coffee
Making eye contact gives me the sweats
I converse best alone, so just call up my phone
Or better yet, send me a text.
