I can't
Do math in my head
I use a calculator.
I can't
Tell which way is North in my head
I use a compass.
I can't
Know when the steak is done in my head
I use a meat thermometer.
I can't
Make up erotica in my head
I use a calculator.
I can't
Tell if you're angry in my head
I use a compass.
I can't
Know if I will die soggy and wrinkled in my head
I use a meat thermometer.
