Step up and have a spin around!
At just ten cents, it’s sure to be
The cheapest creepy spinning thing in town!
You’re guaranteed a scream or two
There ain’t no ponies here
Instead you can ride on a poison toad
Or a giant severed ear
You can hop on a slit-eyed serpent
Or a cockroach or hissing black cat
If you like you can swing on the leathery wing
Of a hanging vampire bat
You can ride in a witch’s cauldron
Or on top of a scary clown
(I don’t recommend the cauldron
‘Cause it doesn’t go up and down)
You can ride on any skeleton
(Don’t worry—most are fake)
You can also ride on Nessie
The monster from Loch Ness Lake
Old Greepy himself plays the music
His organ moans and wails
He’ll either play a funeral march
Or scratch chalkboards with his nails
The carousel opens at midnight
And if you're the first in line
You can snag a spot on the shoulders
Of a giant Frankenstein
The carousel opens at midnight
And if you're the first in line
You can snag a spot on the shoulders
Of a giant Frankenstein
So head over to Old Greepy's
I guarantee you'll have a blast
But I must mention that it's haunted
By the ghosts of riders past
By the ghosts of riders past
