Thursday, August 26, 2010

Telling the Truth and In Case I Die

Telling the Truth

“I walk my dog in rain or shine,” brags Mrs. Poppentoe
But her poor dog’s fat, and why is that?
She lives where they only get snow.

In Case I Die

put the "fun" in funeral.
everyone must read Ogden Nash.
i want there to be a streaker.
put a roller coaster on my grave
and invite
the friendly millipedes
and beautiful earthworms.