if only

if we were like flamingos, and our skin was the color of the food we ate most, then i'd fill up on frosted sprinkled donuts and be a beauty, while you, kale lady, would look like a wicked witch.

Haunting

A noise of footsteps is heard: pit-pat! pit-pat!
Someone sneaky has gone haunting.

Quote from a 3 year old, #2

3 year old, pointing at a picture of a fairy: "Is that the king fairy?"
Adult: "Yes"
3 year old: "Where are his crocodile stains?"
Adult: "What are crocodile stains?"
3 year old: "They're stains that you get from crocodiles,silly!"

Quote from a 3 year old

My feelings can talk and walk and boink and have toothpaste inside them and they are toothpaste and they can go round and round on the carousel and they can go round and round on the ferris wheel.

Using the Whole Animal

My chicken feet bra
One tit per claw
Ain't the worst of all my clothes
(I wear intestine pantyhose)

Luckily Average

Pretty faces draw attention
Make you want to stare awhile
Soaking up the fine aesthetics
Of bright eyes and contoured smiles

But it’s true that ugly faces
Equally entrancing are
For no gaze neglects to lock
Upon a misshaped nose or scar

So if you’re neither ugly duckling
Nor a stunning beauty queen
Then lucky you! You won’t be gawked at
What a treat, to just be seen.