The McBloop Acrobatic Egg Troop

The most wonderful man that you ever will meet

Is Bartholomew Boppin McBloop

He’s famous, of course, for his world-renowned

McBloop Acrobatic Egg Troop

“Behold the most talented eggs of our time!”

Bellows Bart to the thunderous throng

And in come the performers…they’re walking on top

Of a rolling pin rolling along!

They do flips, they do kicks, they do spins, they do twirls

‘Til their feetsies become a bit tender

Then each of the eggs takes a daredevil ride

On the dangerous, wild, bucking blender!

Then they sword fight with forks on the top of a cake

And I promise that I’m not a liar

When I say that they pole vault with skewers as poles

Through a big flaming circle of fire!

Then the eggs do a tightrope walk over the stove

With all of them risking their lives

Then some of them walk using chopsticks as stilts

And the rest of them juggle sharp knives!

Then they feature Yolkdini, the bravest of all

An egg who’s no stranger to risks

He’s given minute or less to escape

From a bowl full of egg-beating whisks!

Then all of them tiptoe across oven racks

And they pray that their toesies don’t fry

Then finally they pile in a big oven mitt

And you clap as it waves you goodbye!

So if you see an ad for a circus of eggs

That says it’s the best in the nation

Make sure it’s McBloop’s Acrobatic Egg Troop

All the rest are just cheap imitations.