Grandma just got dentures
They’re really rather nice
But to hear her talk about them
You’d think the things were mice
“I’m sure I set them down here.
Right by the drying rack.
They must have gone a-scamperin’ off
Just when I turned my back!”
Then later she’ll say, “Here they are!
Right by my walking stick.
Can you believe they made it here?
Yee-gads, those things are quick.”
We’ll say, “Glad you found them.”
And then we’ll roll our eyes
She ought to buy a denture wheel
To give them exercise.
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