I’m sitting in my swivel chair
I do so love to swivel
My swivel chair is true and sweet
And all the rest is drivel
I’ve got emails, emails, emails
(Writing back will take a while)
I’ve got graphs and charts to verify
And legal docs to file
I’ve got financial data
That I really must review
And I’ll talk to the accountant
About sales progress too
I’ve a meeting with executives
About this re-worked draft
But first I’ll make a PowerPoint
And double-check my math
I’ve got scheduling to manage
And Excel sheets to fill out
And my supervisor wants another update
I’ve no doubt.
Yes, I’m busy busy busy
And this office life is hell
But at least I’ve got my swivel chair
‘Cause swiveling is swell.
