Two little mice in a patched-up boot
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse thought He-mouse was cute
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse said, “Woncha be my chosen?”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
He-mouse said, “When hell turns frozen!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse said, “I’ll buy the rings!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
He-mouse said, “When pigs have wings!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse begged all through the night
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
He-mouse said, “Go fly a kite!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Then He-mouse slept, and under his nose
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse robbed him of his clothes!
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She stuffed the clothes with straw and tin
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
And made a He-mouse mannequin!
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
But He mouse turned as white as paste
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
When he saw that he’d been replaced
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
He said, “Look, She-mouse….hold on…wait..”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
But She-mouse said, “No, sir! Too late!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Then He-mouse, feeling awful sore
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Stole a dress from the She-mouse drawer
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
He stuffed it up with old dried fruit
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
And made a She-mouse substitute!
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
“She never nags, my She-mouse clone!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
“Who needs a wife of flesh and bone?”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
She-mouse says, “Golly, this is neat!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
“My He-mouse doll won’t ever cheat!”
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Now both mice live as happy as elves
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot!
Cuddlin’ with the lovers they made themselves
Hootenanny, Hootenanny, Hoot Hoot Hoot.
