The man I thought I was
Met the woman I thought I shouldn’t have
The two of them went on a date
Smoked weed
And talked about how deluded it was of me
To think I was the
man I thought I was
(Really, he was his own person)
And how narrow-minded it was of me
To have connected the word ‘shouldn’t’
With such a lovely woman as her
For you see, they both had their own interests at heart.
