Friday, November 26, 2010

Fear of Bubbles


I’m terrified of bubbles
The awful way they gleam
The horrid popping sound they make
It makes me want to scream
I can’t stand watching fish exhale
Or babies blow their spit
And carbonated sodas
Make me nearly throw a fit
Just thinking about hot tubs
Makes me whimper like a pup
I don’t even bathe or shower
In case bubbles might show up
But what I don’t get is why
The others hate me for my fear
Why do they hold their nose and run
Whenever I come near?