A rather hungry mermaid
Once went fishing in the sea
She said: "I'm so darn starved,
I'd eat a fish as big as me!"
Well by the by she caught one
And although it had no head
She went and chomped upon it...
Drat! It was her tail instead.
mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.
