His name is Nasty Fritz
He's four years old, he smells like fish
He scratches and he spits
I put up posters everywhere
With a picture of Nasty Fritz sleepin’
The posters say: IF YOU FIND THIS CAT
THE REWARD IS YOU CAN KEEP HIM
mental expectorations in poetic format (often rhyming...huzzah!), dedicated to my very favorite rodent.
