There once was a church infested with bugs
Where a priest was giving a sermon
He didn’t use the Bible much
Except to smash the vermin
When a bug landed on the pulpit
He’d whack it and not blink an eye
Then he’d continue with his sermon
About how God was a merciful guy
But he later glanced at what he killed
And he found it rather odd
That he’d smashed a praying mantis
On his hard-back Word of God
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